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Mike Sorrentino is known as The Situation on Jersey Shore.
He is also known as the guy who refers to himself in the third person (by his nickname no less) and walks around with no shirt pretty much constantly.
Well, before The Situation became a Jersey Shore cast member, the dude was used to situations in which he wore no shirt ... or pants for that matter.
We're saying he was a stripper.

According to TMZ, which unearthed classic pics of The Sitch, he was a member of the "All American Male" exotic dancer crew back before MTV stardom.
Mike Sorrentino worked for the group, which gyrates from New York to New Jersey, back in 2004. He now manages a gym on Staten Island (of course).
Rumor has it The Situation gives a "great lap dance." Maybe he could use that as a selling point to woo Sammi away from the juicehead guido Ronnie.

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That is my fucking spot on Saturdays and when I saw I’m ready to go wild I’m going to go wild,” says Snooki as she makes her way to Karma for the big wild night. And seriously, she goes wild. The Snooki Dance of Seduction involves a lot of pseudo-gymnastics and thong-flashes galore. Video at the bottom. Later, she goes to the beach with this guy: “I think his name was Ron.” (It wasn’t – it was Russ.)

Then it was back to the trials and tribulations of The Situation and Pauly D. Here’s the deal. “Basically one of these girls was more cuter than the other and it happened to be my girl,” said The Situation, who called the other girl a “grenade.” Thus begins a slew of war analogies from The Situation, who clearly has thought a lot about this. Pauly D takes the grenade for The Situation. “The Situation would do the same for me,” says Pauly D. This is absolutely not true.

“I was taking heavy fire and I didn’t wear my bulletproof vest,” said The Situation after Pauly D left him to deal with his girl and the “grenade.” And then something horrible happened – the “grenade,” whose name is “Ali” was edited in a way that had her come across as probably the least successful cameo ever on a reality show. She was relentlessly bashed for being unattractive, and appeared purposely annoying throughout the rest of the night. Needless to say, The Situation did not have sex – again. > Update: Yes, I watched the episode again – the grenade’s name was Barb. Just so we’re clear.

Remember Russ? Who Snooki thought was Ron? Well it turns out he was actually a covert spy sent by Tommy to spy on Jwoww and report back. And he did just that – Tommy informed Jwoww that her dirty dancing with Pauly D was unacceptable. “It wasn’t anything dirty,” says Snooki, although it is not clear what her definition of dirty would be. Then we hear a lot about Snooki and her mom. Key line: “I love her with all my fucking heart.”

Quickly about “the punch that happened and aired in many promos and then was sort of edited out of the actual episode.” It happened because some drunk frat guys stole the shots Jwoww bought for the guys in the house, and Snooki started cursing at the guy. He gets arrested, and we get a cliffhanger. Credits role as he scrambles to get out. MTV ends the episode with a PSA. “Violence against women in any form is a crime,” it begins. Thank you MTV, for your continued high standards.

*Russo is not necessarily Ronnie’s last name. We couldn’t find it anywhere.

Here’s the Snooki Dance. Please try this at home (and send us your version): http://bit.ly/4tYx4t

source mediaite . com

There isn't much privacy left in social media. Even when there are privacy settings, such as those that really aren't working on Facebook, nothing you do or say on the web is really private. Facebook fans: prepare to get indexed into the wild world of Google.

People you might not even know, and quite possibly those you never liked, may find you and know more about you than you thought you were sharing. Best to stop saying horrible things about your boss on Facebook -- your pictures, updates and "Are you a drunken sailor" quizzes may just be more searchable than you think.

Web Indexing: A simple way to make information on a web site easier to find.

Right now, unless you set your privacy settings correctly on Facebook, you're wide open to the web and search engines such as Google and Bing. No one at Facebook is really going to tell you how to change that. Instead they've put up a notice that you should check your privacy settings. That doesn't tell you much.

Here's how to stop getting indexed on the web if you can't possibly give up Facebook:

Go to your Facebook profile
Go to the "Settings" page
The click on "Privacy Settings"
Go to "Search"
There is then a toggle switch that gives you the option that allows indexing.
Switch THAT to "NO" immediately or expect the latest news about how much you hate your co-worker to spread all over the web.

Twitter, which recently landed a deal with Bing to index tweets, is now making Facebook want to do the same ... hence the "indexing" madness. So, now instead of having just your insane tweets spread around cyberspace, your Facebook updates will head in that direction, too.

Not a great idea. It might be a good time to change those privacy settings that Facebook has been talking about before the wrong person sees that photo with you with the lampshade on your head.

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MTV's Jersey Shore Episodes  will air December 4rd and profile the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos" all in one house. I would embed the trailer video for you, or you could just Click Here to watchh it.
All you really need to know is that it consists of a lot of "if you're a hater, I've got a full time job for you" and a girl who claims she "invented this friggin poof." Insert BumpIt joke here.

Oh, and I'm not even kidding about any of this. This is really happening, and yes, I'm declaring a national emergency against the Shore of New Jersey. That being said, I'd like to call forth everyone in uniform to prepare for attack. This includes armed forces, members of the military, national guard, peace corp, police men, fire fighters, veterans, parole officers, psychiatrists, postal workers, leader dogs for the blind, girl scouts, cub scouts, pizza delivery guys, UPS workers, construction workers, astronauts, catholic school girls, Merry Maids, bus drivers, and chef's to join together and put forth a movement to separate the Jersey shore from the rest of the United States of America. Long live the Guido... on an island far, far away.

Audrina Patridge has finnally signed on to star and play in the new season of episode  The Hills.

After sveral weeks of discussions and negotiations, we have learned exclusively she maybe will return to the Hills show which made her so famous.

Watch how all your favorite Hills stars have been changed

"I may officially confirm now that Audrina Patridge will star  in the 6th new season of The Hills," Jennifer Shoucair Weaver, a rep on behlaf of all the actress, tells MTV and Usmagazine.com. "Production shall resume shortly right after the new year. Next week, Patridge will begins filming the new pilot episode of her currently unnamed Show, also for MTV . The new unnamed show will be produced by Mark Burnett."

Let's wish her new reality series will be far better than these old scandalous shows

A source very close to Patridge, 24, confirm saying it's possible that both of her shows will be intertwined.

A second source informs Us, "She will be getting six figures per episode this year. It is an incredibly very lucrative deal for her