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That is my fucking spot on Saturdays and when I saw I’m ready to go wild I’m going to go wild,” says Snooki as she makes her way to Karma for the big wild night. And seriously, she goes wild. The Snooki Dance of Seduction involves a lot of pseudo-gymnastics and thong-flashes galore. Video at the bottom. Later, she goes to the beach with this guy: “I think his name was Ron.” (It wasn’t – it was Russ.)

Then it was back to the trials and tribulations of The Situation and Pauly D. Here’s the deal. “Basically one of these girls was more cuter than the other and it happened to be my girl,” said The Situation, who called the other girl a “grenade.” Thus begins a slew of war analogies from The Situation, who clearly has thought a lot about this. Pauly D takes the grenade for The Situation. “The Situation would do the same for me,” says Pauly D. This is absolutely not true.

“I was taking heavy fire and I didn’t wear my bulletproof vest,” said The Situation after Pauly D left him to deal with his girl and the “grenade.” And then something horrible happened – the “grenade,” whose name is “Ali” was edited in a way that had her come across as probably the least successful cameo ever on a reality show. She was relentlessly bashed for being unattractive, and appeared purposely annoying throughout the rest of the night. Needless to say, The Situation did not have sex – again. > Update: Yes, I watched the episode again – the grenade’s name was Barb. Just so we’re clear.

Remember Russ? Who Snooki thought was Ron? Well it turns out he was actually a covert spy sent by Tommy to spy on Jwoww and report back. And he did just that – Tommy informed Jwoww that her dirty dancing with Pauly D was unacceptable. “It wasn’t anything dirty,” says Snooki, although it is not clear what her definition of dirty would be. Then we hear a lot about Snooki and her mom. Key line: “I love her with all my fucking heart.”

Quickly about “the punch that happened and aired in many promos and then was sort of edited out of the actual episode.” It happened because some drunk frat guys stole the shots Jwoww bought for the guys in the house, and Snooki started cursing at the guy. He gets arrested, and we get a cliffhanger. Credits role as he scrambles to get out. MTV ends the episode with a PSA. “Violence against women in any form is a crime,” it begins. Thank you MTV, for your continued high standards.

*Russo is not necessarily Ronnie’s last name. We couldn’t find it anywhere.

Here’s the Snooki Dance. Please try this at home (and send us your version): http://bit.ly/4tYx4t

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